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- August 2012
- August 28, 2012
- Pregnancy Dilemmas
- Bro’s Not Juvinile
- Dear iPhone…
- MASTER Bedroom
- Vibrator Means Soap
- Chalk-Bored
- Misused PC Floppy Port
- August 29, 2012
- August 31, 2012
- September 2012
- September 01, 2012
- September 02, 2012
- September 03, 2012
- September 04, 2012
- September 05, 2012
- September 06, 2012
- Thanks PepTutor!
- From Black To White
- Pie Graph Fail
- Purebred Puggle
- System Failed!
- Bangs’ Facebook Obsession
- Unisex Bra
- Breastfeeding Epic Fail
- Second Degree Murder
- Exploding Cock (Coke)
- Stupid Free Advice
- Clean Up Your Thoughts
- “My Dick”
- Hipster Mom!
- Pole Dancing Fail
- September 07, 2012
- September 08, 2012
- September 09, 2012
- September 10, 2012
- Counting Crows
- Crazy Baby
- Feeding The Cat
- Gender: Canadian Applicant
- iPad Picture Parody
- It’s His Birthday
- Leaving You
- Needs Dictionary
- Worst Nightmare
- Pills Are For Girls
- Rocks For Dinner
- Satanist Fail
- Vegetarian Poseur
- Wanna Party
- Years Active
- 39 And Still Clubbin’
- Define Yourself
- Early Sex Education
- Hello Kitty Look Failed
- Will Go To Sleep
- Dads Boss Is A Girl
- Ducking Auto-Coconut
- Find It Yet?!
- Going To Divorce
- Lock Your Ass
- Penis Emoticon
- Read This Again
- Testicles Sold
- To Mom
- September 11, 2012
- Ke$ha’s Style
- Sweet Revenge
- 14 Generations Apart
- Correction Epic Fail
- Facebook Starter
- Guys Like This
- His Mom
- Jobless
- Michael’s Decent Bone
- OMFG Mom
- Suicide Note Fail
- Sympathy Blowjay
- Tampon Wearing Fail
- Best Message Ever
- Do You Like My Squirt
- End Of Story
- Fantastic Breasts
- Illegal Things
- I’m Just Kidding
- In My Puss
- Left The Phone
- Mouthwashed
- Nice Teeth
- Not Jealous
- Place Of Birth
- So Many Black And White
- The Winning One
- Triple Autocorrect Fail
- September 12, 2012
- About To F*ck
- Baby Duck
- Banging Busted
- Bedtime With Mom
- Britney Spears Is
- Called Himself A Badass
- Creepy Scent
- Dicks Calm Me
- Dog Nuts
- Eat Everything
- Flying Squirts
- Gangster Mom
- Guessing Game
- Hairy Penis
- Hard Tits
- Hypocrite
- I’m A Ninja
- In Bed
- Joke About It
- Lick His Nuts
- LOL! Grandma’s Cancer’ s Back
- Maybe I’m A Yard
- Moustache Ride
- Never Minge
- No Autocorrect
- OUT. NOW.
- Pregnant Little Daughter
- Show His Dock
- Slippery Autocorrect
- Still A No
- Tits Flew Off
- Too Big For The Register
- Sex With Patients
- Too Old For Texting
- Trying To Communicate
- Wanna Molest Her
- What Kind Of Organs
- Whipped At Me
- White Whore Milk
- Will Go Down On You
- You’re Your
- Hope She Dies
- How The Ex Feels
- Its No Surprise
- Wasn’t An Autocorrect
- Break-Up Now
- Like Homework
- Masturbating Jobs
- Surprise Spolier
- Too Busy Laughing
- 5-Pound Make-Up
- Trying To Escape
- Wiping Load Off Your Face
- September 13, 2012
- Battery Low
- Best Dong In The World
- Dad’s Priorities
- It’s Dark
- Just Watch Movies
- Sexy Numbers
- Stepping On My Boobs
- When Not Where
- At The Farm Doing…
- Biscuit Break
- Breasts & Legs
- Didn’t Hear Us
- Don’t Call Me Fat
- Don’t Wanna Get Old
- Liquid Cock
- Mother’s Wisdom
- Pubic Hair Problem
- The Goat
- There Their They’re
- Weirdest Color Ever
- Pollution Fail
- What Is The World Coming To?!
- White Man’s Struggle
- September 14, 2012
- Bad Brother
- Boyfriends Job
- Broken Wrist
- Busted Already
- Can’t Afford Cake
- Even More Awkward
- Fight 4 Animals
- Finished Sentences
- Goat Screaming Like A Man
- Hate This Job
- I’m Sexy & I Know It
- Yummy Shaved Pork
- September 15, 2012
- Intelligence Epic Fail
- Let Me Borrow That
- Midgets’ Night Vision
- Obama Throws Like A Girl
- Turn The 3 Around
- September 16, 2012
- September 17, 2012
- Clowns Not Downs!
- Anniversary Sex
- Cyber Sex Fail
- Back Deck
- Better Pay Attention
- Dick In The Ear
- Birthday On Her Own
- Eiffel Tower Fail
- Bowtie Emoticon
- Boyfriend Avoidance
- Dog Eating Balls
- Breaking Up
- Dad’s Boyfriend
- Defacating Outside
- Didn’t Kill The Baby
- Fasting Fail
- Gender: German
- Got Some Room?
- Indulge With A Cock
- Mom’s BF’s Gift
- Mom’s Winky Face
- Neither Like Or Love You
- Nothing Were Founded
- Optional Info Required
- Smell Of His Colon
- Total MILF
- 32GB Fail
- Dickhard University
- Spying On Me
- By Uncle Joe
- Be Gentle With Me
- Chinese Smile
- Chocolate Coochie
- Dad’s A Dumbass
- Exchange Partners
- Freshly Ground Black People
- Kill. Me. Now.
- Lost Virginity
- Making Babies
- Mechanical Penis
- Miss My Pubic Lice
- Puppy’s Picture
- Spare A Minute To Text
- Suddenly Sick
- The Moodkiller
- Vibrator Has A Name
- You Are What You Eat
- Wish Granted
- Why Mom Left
- September 18, 2012
- Be Your Daughter
- Ballsack Dilemma
- Don’t Tell Mom
- Auto-Cockblock Strikes
- Blame Steve Jobs
- Found Your Friend’s Phone
- Best Promotion
- Fingering The Last Doll
- Dropping-Off Ex
- Grandma’s Dead
- From A-Z
- He’s Hilarious
- Grannypanties
- Horny For Dong
- Jack’s Horny
- iPhone Auto-Erect
- Just Kidding
- Jenny Who?
- Left A Shit
- Mom Changed It
- Looking At Your Sister’s Pics
- New Batteries Needed
- Mouth Washed-Out With Soap
- Son Of A Bitch
- She’s Affordable
- Sorry Wrong Number
- The Secret Ingredient
- Taste Her Own Menstruation
- Tiny Things
- One & Only Tweet
- To Pass Or To Fail
- Sounds From Your Room
- The Titty Scale
- F*ck You Too, Mom
- Have Fun Banging
- Follow Me On Twitter
- Insert Turkey
- iPhone Smiley Things
- Name Your Price
- Penis Enemies
- Is The Mistake Me?
- Sorry For Asking
- Well Played, Dad
- That’s Not Normal
- Where’s Spongebob?
- Pros Twice A Day
- When I Think Of You
- Will Do Enything
- Yummy Foods
- September 20, 2012
- Bridal Torch
- Daddy I Love You
- Be Ready For Work
- Encyclopedia For Kids?
- Grammar Is Important
- Dad Is That You?!
- Growing In Number
- I Hate My Name
- Just Like Spongebob
- Nike
- On Her Way Now
- Love For Hairy Nuts
- One Scrabble Game
- Rain In Australia
- Practice Telling People
- Swallowed Cock
- Tough Times
- What Do I Send?
- Spanish Thanks
- What’s Your Number
- Since 10th Grade
- Why Do I…
- Sexless Day
- After Abortion
- Flew Off To Jamaica
- Geeky Much
- In Bed With Axel
- Is The Movie Real?
- JK
- Period Red
- Poor Bieber
- Rectal Thermometers
- She’s Reading It Too
- Take The Hint
- September 21, 2012
- A Good Singer
- Baby Gorilla
- A Sun Is A Star
- Black Pumas
- Autoerotica
- Cheating Dad
- Doing It Myself
- Girls Are Like Phones
- Dungeon Seat
- Glow In The Dark
- Dying For Orgasm
- Got Killed
- Easy To Forget
- Gray Pubes
- Hate Aunt
- Is Yours Cute?
- Hilarious To You
- Mom’s Garden Job
- Passed The Test
- Just Making Out
- Petting Dicks
- Pink Sparkly Dildo
- Not What They Expected
- Playing With It
- Stop Assuming
- Poor At English
- Take Some Dicks
- What’s For Desert
- Virgin Again
- When’s The Second Date
- I Farted
- Seven Dicks
- Movie’s Over
- Not Cock Size
- Send A Massage
- September 22, 2012
- September 23, 2012
- September 24, 2012
- What Mom & Dad Are Doing
- Rapers Gonna Rape
- Waiting For This Text
- What Happened Last Night
- Flipping Things
- One Hard Night
- Photoshop Your Face
- Hand As Girlfriend
- Are You THAT Lonely?
- Count The Holes
- Dear Guys, Dear Girls
- Enforcing Homeworks
- Is That An Alcohol?
- Must’ve Hurt Like Hell
- Respect For Grandpa
- September 25, 2012
- Almost Embarrassed
- Been There Done That
- Always Suspected
- Depends On How Severe The Attack
- Didn’t Work For Them
- Block Dad
- Do Bunnies Lay Eggs?
- Don’t Talk To Mom Like That
- Grandpa Wins
- Her Sexual Dilemma
- How It Sounds To Mom
- I Do Trust Him
- It Already Started
- Just Sayin’
- How To Rewind A DVD
- Jesus Is My Son
- Lasted Four Hours
- Knows No Law
- Just Tell Me
- Making Up Through Farmville
- Need A Thumb?!
- Many Other Ways
- Lucky Mexican
- Not Deployed
- Suddenly Single
- We Can Secks Now
- Talk About Stupid People
- What-Eves
- Your Birthday
- Triple Platinum
- You Rided A Sloth
- You’re A Joke
- Always Open Never Delivered
- Bachelor Of Science
- Don’t You Have Friends?
- Finally Invented A Boat
- Happy Fathers’ Day
- Like A USB Port
- Never Use Nair
- No TV, No Internet, No Porn
- Pinky’s Driving
- To See Is To Believe
- Not Your Valentine
- Imaginary Me
- Meant For Mom
- September 26, 2012
- Facebook’s The Spoiler
- Goodbye America
- Belly Button Poop
- Good Spooners
- Friends…
- Haven’t Blocked Yet
- Like Nicki Minaj
- N For Nick
- Password Change
- OMG Cholesterol
- Shit It Is
- Status Copied
- Pregnant & Partying
- The Contagious Kind
- Shotgun Noise
- Announce It On Facebook
- Can’t Sell The Car
- Aunt Or Uncle
- Except Spelling
- Grandma Would Date You
- FB Did The Talking
- Helpful Friends
- Guilty Conscience
- Happy Sth Birthday
- Makes Sense
- Just Got Horny
- Male Syrup
- Less Than 3?
- Mom Knew Better
- Sent To George
- Please Change It
- Spell Squirrel
- More Friend Requests
- Status Lie
- What Movie?
- Stop Using My Bra
- Whales
- Total Stranger
- Below The Belt
- Very Brief Reaction
- Copying You
- Hi Hungry
- September 27, 2012
- 14th Not 17th
- Bring Anvils
- Don’t Teach Her, Please
- Anthony From Wendys
- Ferret
- Exchanging Vowels
- Come In For Sex
- Let’s Hook Up
- Hoes
- Look Affordable
- Not Pregnant
- Nailed The Teacher
- Picnic Table
- What Happens In Vegas
- Script Spoiler
- See You Home
- That’s More Like It
- What Happend To Tramps?
- The Tan Lines Said It All
- Thought She Was Naked
- September 28, 2012
- September 29, 2012
- September 30, 2012
- October 2012
- October 01, 2012
- Asian Joke
- You’d Be Dead
- Blowing Minors
- The Pub Next To It
- Cool Socks
- Talk To Girls
- Damn Voice Texts
- Spell Doubt
- Don’t Push It
- So This Is Non-Sense
- Heat The Ocean
- Sexting Fail
- All I Want Was A Nipple
- Judy Blume’s Boobs
- Dude Or Girl
- Human Beef For Dinner
- Give Me A Sex
- Hard To Explain
- Changing Places
- We’re Ended
- Cockslap
- The Plans She Had
- Many Things
- Testicle Shot
- Not Ready To Upload
- Penis Rail
- Stolen Dog Food
- October 02, 2012
- You Up?
- Africa
- You Tell Me
- Anus Anus
- Youngster Girlfriend
- Anymore Pics
- Ugly Babies
- A Sarah Jessica Parker
- This Is Your Wife
- Asked Me Out
- The Girl Who Blew
- Bark At You
- Square Root Of 1
- Behind The Times
- She Sucks
- Blank Text Me
- Sex With A Cat
- Boyfriend’s Pregnant
- Rubbing My Nipple
- Call Me Maybe
- Sex Dirty
- Can’t Spray Him
- Pokemon Sweetness
- Dinosnore
- Paranormal Activity Joke
- Don’t Know That Baby
- Out The Closet
- Don’t Understand Russian
- Not John Lennon
- Eat My Child
- Naughty Side
- Facebook Autocorrect
- Kill With Intestine
- Face VS Hair
- Just “What”
- First Rule
- Joys Of Autocorrect
- Get A
- It Died
- Getting Naked
- He Only Eats Kids
- Go Both Ways
- Happy April Fools
- Guys I Don’t Like
- Half-Asleep
- 75 Likes To Keep It
- The Carrot I Used
- Alien VS Predator
- Sweet Daughter
- Contraception Used
- Scored Second Base
- Crack Dealer
- Keep Your Legs Shut
- Dad Caught Me
- Hate It When
- Glad She Can’t Read
- Who Likes Dicks?
- Brainz
- To Catch A Predator
- Equality It Is
- Pictures Of Mom
- Good News
- No Cock For A Week
- Grounded & You Know It
- Made Of Money
- Hardest Decision Ever
- Lord Help This Woman
- Hi Mom
- Ion Youie Way
- October 03, 2012
- Ain’t Curvy
- You’re Getting It
- Bane
- While Watching Star Wars
- Don’t Call Me Baby
- Too Many Country
- Favorite Letter
- Theo Is Back
- For Old People Only
- Texting Myself
- Stop Being A Birch
- From Slurpee
- Still Apologizing
- How Do Girls Pee?
- Shitty Music
- In A Meeting
- Seeing Someone
- Lazy Reading
- Parent Of Mine Never Answers
- Need A Laugh?
- Ooooh
- Not Even A Crack
- Prostitutes’ Vibrator
- Indiana Is A State
- P.S Stop Ignoring Me
- Grandma’s Learned
- Horse Not Deer
- Spell Beautiful Wrong
- Sting
- 3rd Anniversary
- Hey
- Your Sister
- Aliens Talking
- October 04, 2012
- A Bad Thought
- Yeeeeeesss Ittttt Cccaaaaaannnn
- Arora Free
- Want Chicken?
- Before Black People
- Arrow To My Knee
- Vagina Jokes
- Condom Care
- Dolphinatly Not
- Ugly Bra
- Don’t Call
- Steven’s Dead
- Drug Affecting
- Setting-Off Fireworks
- Dry Pussy
- Sent From Phone
- Everything Is Wrong
- Prettiest Girl
- Find Me A Stripper
- Flava Flav Moment
- Planning A Murder
- Forever Alone
- Out Of Tissue Paper
- Garfield Comics
- Misspelled Clitoris
- Goofy
- Make Me Wet
- I Was Drunk
- Never Hash Tag
- Spelled Love Wrong
- Boo-Boo
- To Buy A Dictionary
- Hypocrite Critique
- Sexy Lip Smooch
- Instagram Photographer
- Not Your Bro
- Like A Squirrel
- Are You Free?
- You Are…
- Bad Day
- Would You Eat Me?
- Call Me An Ambulance
- Wine Flu
- Cam Hufflepuff
- Who Is This?
- Chain Messages
- Where Are You Gays?
- Cookout’s Cancelled
- What Le Heck
- Diet Come
- Weight Yourself
- Dry Spells
- Visible Minority
- Ever Wondering Siri
- Sleepy Me
- Explosive Ovaries
- Siri Respects You
- Good Question
- Show Me Yours
- Guys Who Use Proper Grammar
- Separation Anxiety
- He’s A Rabbit
- Sell Your Bodies
- Live Fireworks Broadcast
- Oreo In An Oreo
- Man’s iPhone Batteries’ Enemy
- Not Who You Think It Is
- Midget Porn
- Not Bath Salts
- No Bane Plans Today
- People Will Avoid You
- Take It Seriously
- October 05, 2012
- Ignore This Status
- Remind Me Of Something
- Aunt Mary Had A Stroke
- Which Desert?
- Beaten By Squirrels
- Where Mom Learned Yolo
- Dirty Finger
- What Are You Talking About?
- Don’t Need Condoms
- Two First Times
- Family Meeting
- Trying To Sleep
- Fat Man
- Thor Is Hot
- Fear Me
- That’s You
- Free Android Apps
- Supposed To Lie
- Getting Pregnant
- Stevie Wonder
- Giving Or Receiving
- She Gave The Wrong Number
- Good Ol’ Days
- Shave Your Legs
- It’s Unreal
- Sex With Your Pillow
- Jedi Mind Tricks
- Punch Line
- Killing People
- Just Silence
- Pier Pressure
- Kiss My Ask
- Photograph
- Klu Klux Klan Guy
- Perks Of Being A Zombie
- Lionel Richie
- Peanut Butter & Kelly
- Love You Too Mom
- Making It Harder
- October 06, 2012
- October 07, 2012
- October 08, 2012
- V For Iced Coffee
- Pic Of U
- Learn The Alphabet
- Talking About You
- Text Message
- Hate It So Much
- Best Estimate Will Do
- What My Name Says
- Big Papa
- What Do Ternative Means
- Blueberry And–?
- Vacuum Blow Job
- Changed Your Alarm
- Ugly Begins With U
- Come Downstairs
- Twitter For iPhone
- Eye Jokes
- The Worst Thing
- Faithful Siri
- That’s Me…
- Favorite Simpson Character
- Teenagers These Days
- Feeling Slutty
- Tan Gents
- Forgot Something Important
- Soiled It
- Ginger Bread Man
- Skeet Free
- Go Condoms
- Siri Understands
- Goodnight
- Sexy Baby Talk
- How Eiffel Tower Looks Like
- Pics Please
- Hey, Nobody
- No Freak
- Im In Love With You Siri
- Naked Pics
- Mustache
- Lick The Door
- Morons In Library
- Two More Lines
- Batdog
- Tongue Twisters
- Bet That’s Hard
- That Was Amazing
- Butt Texting
- Shirt As Toilet Paper
- Countdown Till You Wake Up
- Cucumbers’ Better Than Pickles
- She Has No Arms
- Cute & Cool Suri
- Same Emotional Battle
- Desperate
- Quartet Practice
- February 30th
- Puppy Love
- Glad She Can Help
- One Direction
- IIRC
- Losertron
- Intelligent Life
- Australian Kiss
- October 09, 2012
- Abuse Me
- Nymphomaniac
- Best Mean Girl’s Status
- Millions Of Dildo
- Comma Not Coma
- Knew Your Were Up
- Drafting Before Final Copy
- It’s Your Sister
- How’s Your Pussy?
- Herpes
- Good Morning
- Hearing Aids
- Watch Porn
- Eating Biscuits
- Who’s This Person?
- Grape Tattoo
- Hints Will Be Fun
- Angry Birds In The Zoo
- You’ll Regret Sending That
- Are You High?
- Wanna See His Smile
- Asleep
- Wafting My Fart
- Bag Of Shit
- Twitter For Blackberry
- Be Nicer To Siri
- This Isn’t Kate
- Better Believe It
- Team Jacob
- Bitchy Stranger
- Surprise Spoiler
- Blue’s Clues Guy
- Stooop Corectting M3
- Cat Facts
- Skydiving
- Count The Stars
- Showers Together
- Coyote
- Remove Me Now
- Dick Cheese
- Shower Pic
- Everybody Poops
- New Hero
- Father’s Alive
- Mullets & Islam
- Find The Zero
- Mom Forgot Me At School
- Haven’t Seen Lord Of The Rings
- Hipsters
- Message From School
- Impeached But Squirted
- Luckier Than Ronald Wayne
- I Win
- Know Me So Well
- Just Friends
- October 10, 2012
- 69
- Will Bring Bread
- A Day With Your Mother
- Where Is Brennan?
- Amy Whinehouse Adele Mixture
- Too Busy
- Bad Weed
- Take A Bullet For Her
- Call Of Duty
- Someone Did
- Chicken Omelettes
- Smart Pbones
- Dirty-Minded Mom
- Smacking A Butt
- DNA Tests Results
- Siri’s Story
- Everything Is Trouble
- Shameful Gas
- Found Pics Of Mom
- Read Between The Lines
- Go Die
- Purple Shit
- Good Answer
- Peeta & You Know It
- Googling
- Other Socks
- Go To Prom
- No Comment
- Hair Between Asscheeks
- New To Auto-Correct
- I Like You
- Never Flirt With My GF Again
- I’m Not Your Father
- Lick Me Out
- In Love With Your Eyes
- Lez Mak Luv
- It’s Tea
- Call My Phone
- You Can Call Me
- How’s Babysitting?
- Inspiring Question
- Proud Woman
- October 11, 2012
- JFK
- Not Manly
- Anass
- Want To Exist?
- Beautiful & Smart
- Text Stop To Cancel
- Binge Drink
- Suicidal
- Breakfast Texting
- Stubborn Siri
- Broken Vibrator
- Spongebob Disapproves
- Chicken Crossed The Road
- Phone Is Off
- Dad Knows
- Chickens & Cats
- Pubes’ Gone
- Continuous Conversation
- Mind Blowing
- Difference Between Were & We’re
- I’m An Idiot
- A Dish For Halloween
- Yeah Probably
- Ask Something
- What Mom Might Do
- A Mitch Ain’t One
- We’re Over
- Ass Picture Mission
- Welcome To Dumpville
- Awful Obnoxious Drag Queen
- The Lame Line
- Board & Plank
- Talking Ninjas
- Coolio
- Sup
- Do I Know U?
- Don’t Rely On Those Cartoons
- Still Tastes Like P
- Golden Gate
- Steps To Make The MOVE
- Hard To Breathe
- Smoking The Bong
- Itch Cream
- Rimshot
- Knock Knock
- Retarded People
- OK Son
- Proved It
- Hong Kong Not King Kong
- Mufasa Lives IN You
- Live Examples
- October 12, 2012
- Butt Sex
- Which Is Worse To Receive?
- It’s My Phone, Not Theirs
- Class Out
- Hendrix Not Marley
- About To Go To The Bathroom
- You’re A Sandwich
- Anything For Tacos
- Won’t Look At It
- At 5:30
- Why Am I Fat?
- Bang Or Hang
- Which Of The Random Girls?
- Bieber Is No Better!
- Wet Baby
- Blame White People
- Too Dumb For Phone
- Blew My Boobs
- To Do List
- Boatload Of Them
- Thoughts During Terrible Sex
- Busy iPhoning While Driving
- Text English Properly
- Casket Acting
- Sudo, Make Me A Sandwich
- Condom Broke
- Still A Solid Effort
- Exact Quote
- Snuggle Up With You
- Is That Mine?
- Pooping In Class
- Katty’s Address
- Play Some More
- Keep That Pussy Warm
- Pennsylvania
- From A Broken Phone
- Smash Or Pass
- Rock Usage
- Won’t Sell Or Kill You
- Get Ready For Ass
- Captain Planet
- Tomorrow’s Practice
- Mood For Pancakes
- White iPhone
- October 13, 2012
- October 14, 2012
- October 15, 2012
- Don’t Download It
- OMG Hurry Up!
- Goodnight Pumpkin
- How To Stop A Baby Crying
- Period & Dick
- Wristwatches’ Replacements
- Snap It
- African Or European
- You’re Making Me Angry
- Ask Out
- You Have To Call
- A Smile Of Course
- You Have No Life
- Bad Signs
- You & Your Pictures
- Blow Job Giving
- Will You Be My Margarine?
- Boner Dedication
- Whitney Houston Dead At 48
- Butthole
- What’s Blade Runner Was About?
- Can’t Find My Anus
- What Going To McDonald’s Is Like
- Cool Music
- Wet Pussy
- Crazy Sexual Positions
- Trying To Be Invisible
- Doing Milkshake
- Touch Me
- Don’t Wake Me Up
- That’s What She Said!
- Dubstep
- Techno Song
- Eating Dog Nuts
- Table For One
- Four People
- Sweet Girl At Heart
- Friends Show
- Suicidal Auto-Correct
- Gay Train
- Sugar Daddy
- Gin & Tonic
- Siri’s Purpose
- Halfway Inn
- Siri’s Drunk, Too
- Hang-Over Cure
- Shoot Me At The Heart
- Happy Veterans’ Day
- She’s A Witch
- Healthy Lunch
- Shaving My Lesbians
- Hoe Are You?
- See You In A Sex
- Homo Hot Lips
- Scott’s Backpack
- Howdoyoudoaspace
- Rubs Me The Wrong Way
- I Love Her
- Reason To Cry
- I Love Oto
- Real Life Lesbian
- iOS 6 Updated
- Put A Ring On It
- It’s 3:13 pm
- Pretend We Are Snails
- Jealousy
- Paranoid Parrot
- Just Informing You
- Own Angry Birds Version
- Keep This To Yourself
- Over Him Not
- Making Me Commit Suicide
- Octopus Dreams
- Mewtwo
- Number I Saw On Dude’s Shoulder
- My Lawnmower
- No One Gives A Fck
- My Valentine
- October 16, 2012
- Awkward Lesbian Moment
- You’re English
- Background Characters
- You’re
- Brew & Bro
- You Never Text
- Class Of 1995
- You Are Genius
- Counting Game
- Word Docs
- Don’t Text
- Where Taj Mahal Is
- Dora & Boots’ Feces
- What ‘Heyyyy’ Means
- Do You Like B-?
- Vaccine & Groceries
- Fart Or Punch
- Steve M-F Smith
- Fushia
- Society Sucks
- Good Joke
- Shave Your Balls
- GTL
- Same Value
- Hang-Out Sexually
- Not What I Meant
- Hate Prostitutes
- No Kids
- Hawaii Is In USA
- Neighbor’s Slow WiFi
- I Know U Want It
- Mother Figure
- John Who?
- Kmart
- Love It!
- Koala Bear
- Joking Siri
- You’re Confused
- Like Summer
- Beaver Reek
- Mad Portable Dick
- Blame Mobile Phones
- Boner
- Ain’t Lying
- You Forgot Me Mom
- Love Dick
- Really Need To Turn It Off
- October 17, 2012
- Whale In A Whale In A Whale
- Molexted
- Yummy Pictures
- Organize Orgasm
- She’s Dumb Too
- Ain’t Your Google
- Your Bitch
- Bad Cyrus
- Wicked Cool Dad
- Airplane Mode
- Yo Hoe
- Basketball Player
- Who’s Rude?
- Before We Proceed
- Welcome To Facebook
- Biggest Lunchable
- Veejay Pic
- Bitch From Downstairs
- Vag Smells
- Couldn’t Make It To The Bathroom
- U Ugly
- Creepy Old Lady
- Type Ghetto
- Crossed The Line
- Too Son
- Cum On Jeans
- Sun As Loofah
- Did I Stutter?
- Stole My Girl
- Dracula’s Son
- Still Wanna Meet
- Five-Minute Video
- Snakes On A Plane
- Get Back To The Kitchen
- Smart Android Users
- Got An iPhone!!
- Self-Portrait
- Homoemo
- Replied Y
- I Like To Writer
- Punch Him In The Dock
- Like If You’re Ready Tonight
- Nine Other Chics
- Love You Like Crack
- My Prediction
- October 18, 2012
- Fck Book
- Action Not Recognized
- Success
- Ask Siri
- Do We Get Laid?
- A Whole New World
- Bothered By Typo
- Beauty Sleep
- What I Miss
- Clowns Who Smoke Pot
- Uber Doughnut
- Come Over Get Off
- Tweet People
- Consider Your Alternatives
- Too Sexy For My Shirt
- Coming Early
- Tiniest Violin
- Did That Scare Ya??
- Tits McGee
- Disabled Or Drunk
- The Reaction
- Don’t Ask
- Stupidly Obvious
- Don’t Need To Be A Beach
- St. Nude’s Big Dick
- Email Adress
- Sorry About His Face
- Favorite Candy
- Slept In You
- Gonorrhea Crown
- Sexiness
- Hang-Out On New Year’s
- Relationship Saver
- Happy New Heater
- Please Respond
- How Are The Killings?
- Other Kind Of Fun
- How Are You So Cute Attractive?
- No Moose
- I Love…
- Never Mind Midgets
- Install iCloud
- My Whore Heart
- It’s Christmas
- Milk From Your Mom
- I Wish I Was A Boy
- Mexicans Know
- It’s Impressive
- Merry Xmen To U Too
- Long Conversation With A Stranger
- McDanno
- October 19, 2012
- Alexander Graham Bell’s Ingenuity
- Define We
- You’re A Slut
- Lettuce Know
- Wireless Dick
- Figured That Out
- Why U Laughing?
- For Who You Ate
- Why Send?
- Get On Yooo Knees
- White Siri
- Ginger Whale
- Which Dad?
- Go For It
- Whale Photo Bomb
- Happy Kwanzaa
- Waterfall
- Hello?
- Unsent Picture
- Hit By A Bus
- Transformer
- I Miss My Eyes
- Thought It Was Porn
- iPhone Won’t Turn On
- The Dog Wore Them
- Killed Siri
- Tanning For Black People
- Kim’s Dead
- Stop Drop & Roll
- Let’s Do Something
- Starts With I
- Me So Hindu
- Spamming Pastor
- Noon Is Better
- Sorry, Beth
- Orgies Are My Favorite
- Snack On Prostitutes
- Paint Your Feces
- Slept With Penis In My Hand
- Playing With Myself
- Sharting Girl
- Pregnant Belly
- Skyrim Addiction
- Raping Your Gifts
- Sell Prizes
- October 20, 2012
- October 21, 2012
- October 22, 2012
- Sexy Cocky Slutty
- Peach Movement
- Pooping At Work
- Anal Birds
- You Decide
- Awesome Rapist
- Who Is Steve Jobs?
- City Of Romeo & Juliet
- What Sucks What’s Uncool
- Conservative Siri
- Wet As Duck
- Deaf Disco
- Vagina Look
- Did You Die?
- Too Poor For An iPhone
- Fart Signs
- Taking Over Our Lives
- Fat Ugly People
- Stingy Sperm Dinner
- Forgotten Birthday
- Sniffing Shits
- Friend Diego
- Saturday School
- Her Correct Number
- Probably
- I Love Bacon
- Pregnancy Results
- I’m The Bomb
- Poop Where
- Inside You In 9 Days
- Point Higher
- Instructing Dad
- Piss My Plants
- Just Saw Santa
- November Celebrant
- Knock Knock Jokes
- No Sim
- Korean Kids
- Masturbacon
- Less & Less Sense
- Lynch?
- Male Escort
- Like Daddy
- October 23, 2012
- Hobo Thief
- Maid Of Gonorrhea
- 10 Tostitos
- You’re My Angle
- Amazing Penis
- Yellow Horseback
- Arsenic Sulfide
- Wizard Name
- Bad Things You Did
- White Power
- Boiling Corn On The Cob
- Website About You
- Chance For Revenge
- Visiting Teachers
- Crystal Is My Bitch
- Up In The Air
- Disapproving Husband
- This Is Sparta
- Duck Duck
- Tear
- Exaggeration
- Siri So Can Feel It
- Duck Tape Thief
- Shared Dream
- Giveaways
- Rubbing ‘Round Enough
- Going Black
- Raw Tatas
- Hello Kitty Whale
- Quit Banging
- His Wives
- Proud American
- Hottest White Goat
- Porn Isn’t Working Properly
- Hungry Jenny
- Pizza Vegetables
- I’m Porn
- Out Of Organs
- In The Grave
- Outkast
- It’s All Good, Greg
- Not Mine
- Johanaaaa
- Mythical Creatures
- No Offense
- $100 Challenge
- Your Best Chance
- Decapitate Babies
- Warn Aunts
- Get A Girl Naked
- Still Didn’t Get It
- Hit Enter Tons Of Times
- Pooped My Pants
- In My Wart
- Organism Parts
- Mom Still Needs Condoms
- October 24, 2012
- Why Wait
- 11 Boners
- Wasn’t Smart Enough
- According To Star Wars
- You’ve Been Played
- Agent Siri
- Your Ass
- Alcohol Poisoning
- Women
- Christmas Emoticons
- What Do You Got?
- Class Canceled
- Two Girls, One Cup
- Cock Swallowed
- Tumour Has It
- Crackalackin’
- Thoughtful Message
- Daisy Who?
- The Last Airwhale
- Didn’t Raise You Right
- Swag
- Distance Of A Dick
- Source Google
- Dos Boobies
- Someone’s Found Your Phone
- Fapping
- Snarfalarkus
- Fingering My Coffee
- Slaves
- Flirting System
- Shaft
- Frozen Pussy
- Salad From McDonald’s
- Gay Roads
- Rubbing Dicks
- Georginas, Ginas Or Vaginas
- Rebecca Black’s Talent
- Harry Potter Conversation
- Punk Ass
- If It Doesn’t Work
- Proply Speaking
- Isn’t It Obvious?
- Piece Of Shit
- Is Your Name Tumblr?
- Password?
- I Was Raped
- Parting That Red Sea
- Jade’s Friend
- Oh Ho
- Joke About Alzheimer’s
- Obviously Drunk
- Keep On Smiling
- No, Just No
- Licks In Your Nuts
- No Idea Who You Are
- Long Auto-Correct
- No Food In The House
- Meditating
- Moo
- October 25, 2012
- Salt On My Dick
- Ambiance
- Awkward Interaction
- You’re Cool
- Bell Air
- The Little Boy I Used To Tuck
- Big Prick Named Matt
- Texted A Cop
- Broccoli Botch
- Take On Me
- Bye, Lame
- Take It Easy, Wiz
- Chat Shit
- T.G.I.Fibromyalgia
- Colonoscopy Brownie
- Stickiest Dump Of My Life
- Come In My Mom
- Slim To None
- Dance Paraplegic
- OK
- Detective Whale
- Not For You
- 9 Calories
- Woof
- Bitch Is Your Name
- Was That Lightning?
- Does Got Exists?
- Time To Shave
- Eat Your Face
- Secret Assasin
- Gay Child Porn
- Pee On Everything You Love
- God Says I’m 20
- My Cutie Pie
- Got A Girlfriend
- Monkeys Salad
- Half-Eaten Hooker
- Moaning Bimbo
- Hanoi Vietnam Time
- Message To Kevin
- Hey, Scotty
- Megalosaurus
- Hide & Anal
- Mammal
- Holocaust Jokes
- Lump Of Coal
- Hot Of U
- Light From My Cock
- Incompatible Units
- Keep Joking
- It’s God
- October 26, 2012
- Bloody Tampon
- What Is Apple?
- Boobsicles
- Welshman Hanging
- Boring As Wall
- Steal Sandwich
- Chinese Smiley
- Should I Get A Divorce?
- Chocolate Above The Fridge
- Shit In Your Honor
- Do Pornos At Work
- Sexy Pictures
- Everything Sucks
- Self-Indulgence Fail
- Family Dicks
- Really Like You
- Girls In Their Pajamas
- Pure Fantasies
- Hi & Hey
- Period Sex
- Home At 3
- OMG
- Important News
- Not Your Bitch
- Indian Delivery
- No Keys
- It’s Me
- My Leader
- Kill U Too
- Mondays
- Let’s Meet At The Mall
- Math Jokes
- Lovejuice
- Masturbate Party
- Make It Taste Better
- Mammary Foam
- October 27, 2012
- October 28, 2012
- October 29, 2012
- Stupid Cover
- America
- Taking A Crap
- How To Brake Up?
- Pantydroppin’
- Impersonating Fountains
- Lion King
- Jellyfish Party
- Kill Two Birds With One Stone
- Awfully Catchy
- You Killed Kenny
- Bieber
- Wise Siri
- Blurring Middle Fingers
- Where I Am?
- Bug Man
- What Is Love?
- Bieber Look A Like
- Understanding Emoticons
- Buzzing
- Two Wolverines Fighting
- Cake Farts
- Trust An Asshole
- Chin Strip
- Touched
- Church
- Tired & Yucky
- Codfish
- Think About My Books
- Do You Do Anal?
- So Romantic
- Eat Her Out
- Siri Doesn’t Know iPhone 4S
- For Brother
- Frankenstein
- Room Temperature
- Garry Potter
- Remedy VS Addiction
- Hey, Angela
- Rebecca Black’s Lyrics
- Hi, Myself!
- Pussy For You Birthday
- Hipster Whale
- My Name Is Marc
- Hire A Babysitter
- Little Guy Time
- How To Kiss
- I Was An Accident
- October 30, 2012
- 4/20
- You Look Sexy
- 12 Potatoes
- Wifi Name
- 99 Problems
- We’re Octagon
- 105%
- Wanted To Find You
- Apostrophes
- Turned 16
- Baby Red Panda
- Stan
- Can You Read?
- Sleeping Chatmate
- Cheap Tanning Place
- Signal Problems
- Daddy’s Offers
- She’s Pregrant
- Easy Convertion
- Serena
- Emo-ness Prerequisite
- Rock A Bye Baby
- Everyone Had 1
- Really Need College
- Everything’s Falling Apart
- Pooping Cat
- Expecto Petroleum
- One Stupid Birch
- Forgot The Word “Doesn’t”
- Pooped The Question
- Ghetto According To Siri
- Obama’s Last Name
- Ignored All Year ‘Round
- Not Bad
- Imitation
- Manerd Pooped
- Le Friendzone
- Inception Characters
- Less Adoptable Pets
- 9 Plants
- Wanna Hear A Joke?
- Almost Died At Finding Nemo
- Thinking The Same
- Grandparents Are Lost Too
- They Hide From You
- Is That A Snake?
- Stuck On Escalator
- Link To My Dress
- Operating System
- Same Name
- October 31, 2012
- 1 Minute, 60-Seconds
- Won’t Make Sandwich For You
- Cannibal Joke
- Sandwich For Bribery
- Cookies for Bestfriend
- Prisoner Of Azkaban
- Detectives
- Pregnant Again
- Easier To Explain
- No Trillions Yet
- Eat A Dick
- Not Kurt Cobain
- Fake Meats
- Need Directions
- Falling Hat
- Murder Your Teacher
- Friendzone Level 9000
- Missing Flavor Pocket
- Have You Heard Of Sexting?
- Live Life To The Follest
- Always Skinny
- With A Bang
- Baboon Magnet
- Nazi Ball Soup
- Christmas Gift
- Mission Abort
- Dirty Pic
- Lamp Guitarist
- Eifle Tower
- Killing Me
- Fart On Purpose
- I Gradulated
- Go To The Doctor
- He Paints Your Nails
- How Much The Condoms Are
- Challenge Failed
- Windy Wireless Signals
- Commas
- Vodka It Is
- From KFC
- Vegan Worrying
- Maximum Level Of Friendzone
- Presage
- Our Fallen Comrade
- November 2012
- November 01, 2012
- November 02, 2012
- November 03, 2012
- November 04, 2012
- November 05, 2012
- Clean The Garage
- Try Red Box
- Feelings For You
- The Past
- Hitler Killed Hitler
- No Boner Man
- Innovative Redneck
- Lonely Divorce Club
- I Suck At Math
- 12 Followers
- You Mean Neil Armstrong
- 44 oz
- You & Your Hand
- Ain’t Payin’ You
- Where The Knives Are
- Ask Box
- What’s Dead?
- Being A Prostitude
- Watching You
- Boyfriend Is 40
- Unlike Mario Karts
- Blurred One
- Topless You
- Cat Block
- Tomorrow Night
- Chinese Mafia
- The Onlooker
- Closer Look
- Talk Dirty To Me
- Dear English Teacher
- Suicide Helper
- Doing The Facebook
- Thanks, Auto-Correct
- Drake Look-A-Like
- Singing Siri
- Don’t Become Her Victem
- Siri Obeys Angry People
- Farthest You’ve Gone
- Share It All
- For Photoshoot’s Sake
- Silly Question for Siri
- Extremely Stupid Friend
- Simply Siri
- Funny-Looking Cat
- Sent Ones
- From Mom & Dad
- Self-Confessed Goth
- I’m So Amazon
- How I Do My Hair
- Not-So-Sexy Facebook Photo
- Photo For Sale
- GLaDOS
- Scroll To MySpace
- Goldsmith
- Scenery Photo
- Hate Your Baldspot
- Politest Client
- Rarely Or Occasionally?
- How To Handle A Wife
- Poopception
- I’m 13
- Not If It’s A Date
- I Whale
- Orange Hands
- Meths Structure Diagram
- Kanye Hates
- Mom Has Facebook
- No Wonder
- Much Time On Hands
- November 06, 2012
- How Groupies Do It
- 98% Enemy
- Women In Connecticut
- Book Aurthur
- Vasoline Putting
- Can’t Stand Hypocrites
- Unsure
- Epitome
- Thease Highgean
- Everyone’s Turned Off
- Superbowl
- Forever Alone Overload
- Shrinkage As A Result
- Geography Homework
- Shiny Damn Jewlery
- Girls Only
- Rihanna Fights Back
- Grammar Is Ruend
- Question Mark
- Hat & Bike
- Preparing For Death
- Into Swords
- Plant Sex
- It IS A Gross Question
- Petafile
- March 15, 1975
- No Teeth
- Masterbait
- No McDonald’s For You
- Ninja Sword
- Allumanati
- Zoidberg
- Altar Eagle
- Walk The Talk
- A Virgin
- Valid Victorian
- Awkward Crotch
- Unladen Swallow
- Bad Things Happen
- This Vantage
- Be Patient
- There’s A Difference
- Cabs For The Drunk
- Surrebral Posey
- Can’t See Siri
- Sue Aside
- Color Siri Loves
- Sillow Wet
- Cram In My Ass
- Siri’s Dress
- Diabetes
- Sex Without An Organism
- Didn’t Read This Wrong
- Sentence Heard
- Force To Be Recon With
- Sellulight
- Hurts More
- Selfstream
- Ifold Tower
- Relevance
- I Swallow
- Oddtopsee
- Jonras Of Music
- Mondays & Dad
- Jon Sounds Awesome
- November 07, 2012
- 56k Modem Noise
- Up & At Them
- Bombing Labia
- Tattoo Booking
- Damn Sour Milk
- Should’ve Spent More Time
- Going To The Gyn
- Punctuation Police
- Google Didn’t Help
- Harry Is The Best
- Arrow Pointing Future
- Your Existence
- Astonishing Divorce Rates
- Where I’d Rather Be
- Boyscouts
- What My Brain Hears
- Camo Tote
- Weird-Looking Kitchen
- Classic Zach
- Tom’s Ballsack
- Closet Door Bends
- Three Hands
- Complicated Girls
- The Pyramids
- Confused At Farmville
- The Closet
- Diet Cock
- Succeeded Second Hole
- Dino Scare
- Snow On The Ground
- Doing Some Homework
- Slut Season
- Escorts For You
- Sittin’ On The Dick
- Every Second I Breathe
- Say Swag Again
- Flag Football
- “Quit” Meaning
- From Star Wars
- Places To Hide A Body
- Game Of Jumanji
- Pirates Don’t Go To School
- Girls’ Bestfriend
- Peguins
- Good Start
- Panda Or Koala?
- Great Wall Of China
- Ocean Not Shower
- Hole Poking Thing
- Obama Cares
- How I Got Pregnant
- Not With The Other Hand
- John Legend’s Memorial
- Morgan Freeman
- Jordan Didn’t Die
- Not Drunk
- Katy Perry
- Misson Acomplished
- Liked Each Other
- Meaning Of Life
- November 08, 2012
- Over Power Your Intelligence’s
- All Caps Letter
- Brutal Revenge
- They Were Arrested
- Civil War
- Stopped Oil Leak
- Exclamation Points
- Leg Is Asleep
- If You Are God…
- Irrelevant
- Angry Person VS A Radio
- Your Babies
- Arsehole
- Weed Need
- Are They Real?
- Wireless Toy Store
- Auto-Correct, Less Accurate
- Watching U
- Awkward Moment
- Walk Or Jim
- Birthing Unit
- Vibrating All Night
- Blessing & A Curse
- Unhygienic
- Bra Made Of Money
- Trying To Be Cute
- Changed Your Number?
- Text Your Ex Day
- Christmas Pressants
- Stolen Phone
- Curiosity Leads To
- Speechless
- Dad’s FB
- So Far So Goof
- Daughter
- Sky Kave Laceshoes
- Dominatrix
- Pikachu
- Douching
- Out Of Office
- Domino’s Pizza
- Orgasm Size
- Duck Face Hater
- Open Matt Damon
- Everyone’s Addicted
- One Direction Fan
- For AT&T
- Obama In The Back
- Giant Charmander
- Not Attractive
- Hiiiii
- Mom, Dad And…
- GPA & Gas Prices
- No Replacements Found
- His Face, My Face
- Mmmmmppphhh
- I Have Dragons
- She Loves Lion King
- Lollipops
- Ho Man
- Meet My Parents
- I’m A Boy
- Letter I
- Just Small Town Girl
- Longer Wknds
- Knee Face
- It’s A Shadow, Really
- November 09, 2012
- Actually I’m The Fool
- Toilet Love
- Bad At Literature
- Chicken Casserole Supplies
- Last Thing He Needs
- Dad Just Died
- Knieved Him
- Hostage Taking Status
- Favorite Month
- Hard To Poop
- 7 Things
- Without Emoticons
- Abraham Lincoln Quote
- What Is That?
- 12 Is Perfect
- Weren’t You Pregnant
- At The Urinal
- W
- Bad Camera Angle
- Tumblr Down
- Bird’s Nest
- Thoughts On Prostitution
- Blow-Up Doll
- The Usual
- Burning Grass
- The Dog Hates Black People
- Can’t Sleep
- Suicide Reminder
- Studies Show…
- Confised
- Stop Wars
- Dog Poop
- Status About Him
- Do You Have A Tumblr?
- Smell Of Gasoline
- Dying Fish
- School VS Bieber
- Good Dad
- Real Friends
- FAQ
- Sand Right
- Great Start To 2010
- Pop’s Bedroom
- Gucci Bag
- Pink Yellow Pink
- iFunny
- Pictures To Burn
- I’m Over Him
- Pick-Up Chicks
- Incest
- Photo In A Ferrari
- Is The Moon The Earth?
- Period Pic
- It’s Hard
- On It
- Llama Hat
- Older Guy
- Mahboob
- Juicy Juice
- Octopus88
- Make Me Babies
- No Editing
- Lucky Wizards
- Mrs. Kennedy
- November 10, 2012
- November 11, 2012